Russian men, especially of the Eternal Bachelor variety, are always looking for a pretty J1 to swoop up, make over at Saks and teach a bit of English.
(The entrepreneur in me is dying to start a matchmaking service!
(Since he ain’t no Donald Trump, that wouldn’t fly.) D is for Dating The laws of dating abide by a precise mathematical equation.
The entire community begins dating each other at age 16.
The natural quest to rib removal can be seen at the local gym, Match Point.
(I think they give J1s a membership at customs.) If you don’t drive an M-Class or and RX Lexus, no parking spot for you!
In a faraway land, deep down in South Brooklyn, away from the hipsters of Williamsburg and the family haven of Prospect Park, lies a community that many know about, yet few brave out to explore on their own.
M is for Match Point Gym Russian men like their cars fancy, their foods rich, their vodka endless and their women about three ribs short.
However, you want to pull up in style, you can order a Maserati via the local Showtime Car Service for just extra!
P is for Parties This is a very important aspect of GRSBB life, because everybody has birthdays and everybody’s wives, ex-wives and lovers have birthdays, and all of their children have birthdays and Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.
C is for City “The City” stands for the island of Manhattan, so close, yet so far away.
The City is best suited for two activities: buying and returning things at Saks Fifth Avenue and dining at large restaurants in the Meatpacking districts to show off one’s Saks finds, possibly before returning them the next day.